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2001 Archive: The Laptop Shoulder Bag

 Why did the salesman have one giant shoulder? Because his “Ultra-Portable” weighed 10 pounds with the extra battery.

Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Charmed_Ones04/24/1999 22:13The power of three... laughs!
@Pentium_Power09/17/2002 18:31My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Animorphs_X08/06/2012 14:05I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
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@Maplestory_Kid07/03/2001 21:24@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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