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2014 Classic: The Guardians of the Galaxy Release

Why did D.C. love Groot? Because “I am Groot” was more coherent than most of the floor speeches in the House of Representatives.

Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/16/2002 23:36I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Memento_Guy11/21/2012 08:28Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/21/2002 05:58Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Footloose_Ren10/14/1998 13:23Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/14/2014 12:35I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Marquee_Text_Fan02/21/2006 23:24<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Web_Crawler_9605/19/2003 17:35Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Forever_Alone_X11/09/2013 15:34At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Anonymous_User03/04/2004 00:29We are many. We are laughing.

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