We’re being told the “Internet” will connect the world, yet I still trust a rotating wheel of paper cards to hold my entire social life.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
My followers need to see this!