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1995 Legacy: The Rolodex Loyalty

We’re being told the “Internet” will connect the world, yet I still trust a rotating wheel of paper cards to hold my entire social life.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger06/20/1999 17:50M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Sidekick_User04/28/1995 06:58Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Tripod_Member04/20/1998 14:39Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@SpiceGirls_Fan11/18/2001 08:42Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher09/12/2007 17:32I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@BackToFuture_M04/02/2015 16:01Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Anchorman_Ron06/08/2006 16:32I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Technorati_Tag04/27/1999 03:59Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Flickr_User_0402/29/1996 11:45A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Influencer_9911/06/1997 02:53My followers need to see this!

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