I’m “purr-fectly” broke.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
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mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.