Why was it the “Year of the Reaper”? Because we realized that the 21st century was going to be fought by people in uniforms, people in suits, and robots in the sky—all of whom were very, very busy.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Found a real treasure with this one.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Silently laughing in the snow.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!