“A giant gorilla is destroying Chicago!” “No, that’s just the kids playing in their room. Same energy.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Waddle on over and read this!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!