Why did Barack Obama win a second term? Because “Four More Years” sounded better to voters than “Let’s see what the guy who likes firing people (Mitt Romney) does with the national economy.”
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the world was obsessed with two things: whether computer...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
Why are politicians saying "Skibidi"? To prove that they are "Riz...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition
In 1997, the world felt like it was finally moving into the futur...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
2025 Archive: The Universal Basic Income Trials
Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition
In 2023, politics met Barbie, and technology met a dilemma: will ...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Nine-Dash Line" Barbie Crisis
Why did Vietnam ban Barbie? Because a cartoon map proved that in ...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the world felt like an action movie directed by a commit...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition
In 2020, history didn't just happen—it happened to all of us at o...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Political Vibe
Why was it the "Year of Sync"? Because we ended it realizing that...read more »
😜 More from category: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2010 “Leaks, Clouds & iPads” Edition
In 2010, politics went mobile, and the world found out exactly wh...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Wegovy" Craze
Why was everyone getting thin? Because in 2023, "Diet and Exercis...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition
In 2016, reality decided to take a vacation and let the internet ...read more »
2023 Archive: Prince Louis’s Bedtime
Why wasn't little Prince Louis at the whole concert? Because even...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
But you have heard of this joke!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
The magic man... is laughing!
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.