2012 Archive: The Craft Beer Snob

“Is this locally sourced?” “It was brewed 10 feet away. I can literally hear the yeast fermenting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid05/30/1995 18:20Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Zelda_Link12/01/1997 00:49It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Quake_Fragger10/05/1997 11:26M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/12/2009 12:01I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/02/2014 08:41One billion... laughs!

@Talladega_N_R08/31/2015 02:17If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Protoss_Pylon07/05/2015 10:41You must construct additional laughs!

@Browser_War_V03/12/1996 08:03Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.