Why was Sesame Street a campaign issue? Because Mitt Romney promised to cut PBS funding, proving that even a 7-foot yellow bird isn’t safe from a “balanced budget.”
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
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40 Presidential Jokes: The 2016 “Deplorables & The Great Disruption” Edition
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2024 Archive: The "Stealth" Trump Supporters
Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition
In 2006, the Presidency felt like a Texas hunting trip—full of un...read more »
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In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »
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Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition
In 2019, the American Presidency was a mix of a legal thriller an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Grok" Integration
Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!