I just spent eight hours clicking on virtual dirt so I could build a dirt house to hide from a pixelated green exploding monster. This is my life now.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!