1998 Classic: The Britney Spears Hit
Why was the sysadmin singing “…Baby One More Time”? Because the server went down for the tenth time that day. Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Classic: The Britney Spears Hit
1998 Vintage: The “The Parent Trap” Trick
Lindsay Lohan is two people! I spent the whole movie trying to find the “seam” on the screen. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “The Parent Trap” Trick
1998 Classic: The Search Engine Logic
Why did the lawyer prefer AltaVista over Google? Because AltaVista took longer to load, allowing for more billable “research time.” Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »1998 Classic: The Search Engine Logic
1998 Archive: The NBA Lockout
Why were the arenas so quiet in late ’98? Because the owners and players were fighting over money, leaving fans to wonder if they’d have… Read More »1998 Archive: The NBA Lockout
1997 Archive: The Battery
I’m positive I need a new battery. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The Seating Chart Drama
Why were the “Indie” actors sitting so close to the front? To make the studio executives nervous about their job security. Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Seating Chart Drama
1997 Legacy: The White House Coffee Connection
Why were the 1997 fundraisers so caffeinated? Because the DNC realized that for $50,000, you don’t just get a seat at the table—you get a… Read More »1997 Legacy: The White House Coffee Connection
1997 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why did Coolio lose to LL Cool J? Because “Hey Lover” was smoother than a velvet suit, and Coolio’s braids were starting to scare the… Read More »1997 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance
1997 Legacy: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make a “busy signal” sound like an insult. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Phone
The Windows 95 Technical Support (1996)
Archive Status: Digitized from Usenet Newsgroup. Customer: “My computer says ‘Press Any Key’, but I can’t find the ‘Any’ key on my keyboard!”Tech Support: “Sir,… Read More »The Windows 95 Technical Support (1996)