Lindsay Lohan is two people! I spent the whole movie trying to find the “seam” on the screen.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
More capacity for humor on this site!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I choose to believe it’s funny.