Why was it sent to Afghanistan so fast? To see if a $100 million robot could find a “Low-Tech” enemy without crashing into a mountain (mostly, it did).
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Silently laughing in the snow.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.