Why were the arenas so quiet in late ’98? Because the owners and players were fighting over money, leaving fans to wonder if they’d have to actually talk to their families during dinner.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I am crying... with laughter!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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True story! I was there!