1997 Archive: The Battery

I’m positive I need a new battery.

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My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

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Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

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@The_Mask_Smokin02/21/2001 18:51P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/08/2011 11:15This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Starship_Troopers10/07/2014 03:13I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Goosebumps_Kid05/31/2010 16:44Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/27/2004 05:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Banner_Exchange05/03/1998 00:48Click my banner for more laughs!

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/02/2012 18:02I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Llamas_With_Hats10/02/1998 16:31Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!