The church office receiving a baptismal certificate via fax machine, leaving the secretary marveling at how thermal paper can transfer holy information through a telephone line.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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