The church office receiving a baptismal certificate via fax machine, leaving the secretary marveling at how thermal paper can transfer holy information through a telephone… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Fax Machine Baptism
A guy’s wife catches him staring at a blank screen. “What are you doing?” “I’m watching my ‘Virtual Girlfriend’ screen saver.” “But it’s just a… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Screen Saver
One (Michael Jordan), but he has to dunk the bulb from half-court while a cartoon rabbit cheers. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Space Jam Star
Why was the $600 DVD player a confusing gift? Because your dad spent all Christmas Day explaining that “it’s like a laserdisc, but smaller,” while… Read More »1996 Archive: The DVD Player (First Gen)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the lock! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mikey
Why was Times Square changing? Because the 90s were the years the grit started to turn into Mickey Mouse ears and giant toy stores. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Disneyfication” of New York
Why was everyone confused? Because she sold 33 million albums teaching us that “irony” is actually just a series of unfortunate events, like rain on… Read More »1995 Classic: The Alanis Morissette Irony
Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? He said he was just trying to “reach a verdict” faster. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why were the short film winners so brief? Because they knew that every second they spent talking was a second Dave wasn’t talking about “Uma… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Quiet” Winners
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