1995 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? He said he was just trying to “reach a verdict” faster.

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@ICQ_Master9910/08/2003 01:27Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Y2K_Ready03/29/2000 19:16If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/26/2000 06:26This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/05/2011 03:53Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/20/2005 02:25Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Msdos_Expert04/08/2015 21:31DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Full_House_Michelle03/16/1995 16:23You got it, dude! Very funny.

@DragonBall_Z_G08/24/2014 05:40His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!