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1995 Archive: The “Disneyfication” of New York

Why was Times Square changing? Because the 90s were the years the grit started to turn into Mickey Mouse ears and giant toy stores.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/12/1996 16:57Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Clueless_Cher02/17/2011 01:15As if! This is too funny.
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/27/2013 14:59Bloody brilliant, mate!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan04/15/2001 09:57Silently laughing in the snow.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry08/05/1995 22:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@BackToFuture_M01/16/2013 19:54Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Technorati_Tag05/29/2011 05:49Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Rocket_Jumper08/15/2013 08:43This humor took me to new heights!
@Mobile_Web_0108/29/1995 12:03Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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