A guy’s wife catches him staring at a blank screen. “What are you doing?” “I’m watching my ‘Virtual Girlfriend’ screen saver.” “But it’s just a picture of a beach.” “Exactly. She’s quiet and she doesn’t mind if I have a beer.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The Romantic Getaway
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The Neighbor’s Grass
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2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
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Still digging for more humor!
This humor took me to new heights!
No way! That’s too much!