1996 Classic: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is stuck in the lock!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@Myspace_First_Friend02/06/2003 06:47I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/20/1998 08:36Super green! Hilarious!

@Weird_Science_G11/16/2006 14:44We created a monster... of a joke!

@Tina_Eat_Food06/09/2003 19:10Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@White_Goodman_G04/08/1999 13:28We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Dancing_Baby_9606/15/2009 15:20Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/15/2015 19:49Laughing at the security of my own ribs!