2001 Legacy: The “It’s Been Awhile” Staind
The official anthem of every guy wearing an oversized hoodie and staring at his shoes. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “It’s Been Awhile” Staind
2001 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Charlton Heston? For appearing in three movies at once (Planet of the Apes, Town & Country, Cats & Dogs) and looking equally miserable in all of… Read More »2001 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2001 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2001 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2001 Legacy: The Frodo Baggins
One, but it takes nine companions and three movies to get the bulb to the socket. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 –… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Frodo Baggins
2001 Archive: The Global Hawk Deployment
Why was it sent to Afghanistan so fast? To see if a $100 million robot could find a “Low-Tech” enemy without crashing into a mountain… Read More »2001 Archive: The Global Hawk Deployment
2000 Classic: The Florida Recount
Why did 500 lawyers move to Florida in November 2000? They heard there were “hanging chads” that needed professional representation. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2000 Classic: The Florida Recount
1999 Legacy: The Stress
“You’re stressed about Y2K.” “Everyone is!” “I’m not, I’m a vet. Dogs don’t care about computers.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Stress
1999 Archive: The Rollerball Mouse
I have to take the ball out of my mouse every week to clean out the gray lint. This is the “high tech” maintenance of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Rollerball Mouse
1999 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Barry Sonnenfeld for Wild Wild West? For spending $170 million on a comedy that forgot to include the jokes. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »1999 Vintage: Worst Director
1998 Vintage: The “The Parent Trap” Trick
Lindsay Lohan is two people! I spent the whole movie trying to find the “seam” on the screen. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “The Parent Trap” Trick