2009 Classic: The Muse “The Resistance”
Why the space uprising? Because Matt Bellamy decided that 1984 by George Orwell needed a glam-rock soundtrack with more piano solos. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Classic: The Muse “The Resistance”
2009 Archive: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 43 Classic… Read More »2009 Archive: The Fan
2008 Classic: The Mad Men Season 2
Everyone is suddenly wearing skinny ties and drinking Canadian Club again. Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition… Read More »2008 Classic: The Mad Men Season 2
2008 Vintage: The Prepaid Calling Card Collection
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to long-distance minutes, treating them with more respect than actual government currency. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Prepaid Calling Card Collection
2008 Archive: Cloverfield
Why was the camera so shaky? Because in 2008, we learned that if a monster attacks New York, your first instinct is to record it… Read More »2008 Archive: Cloverfield
2007 Legacy: The Twitter 2.0
“I just ‘tweeted’ my location!” “Great, now the whole world knows you’re avoiding your wife.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Twitter 2.0
2007 Classic: The Hot Fuzz
I told her I’m a top cop. She told me to go patrol the dishwasher. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hot Fuzz
2006 Legacy: The Lunchables Chicken Popper Deluxe
The ultimate lunchroom power move: opening a plastic tray that included cold chicken nuggets, a tiny cup of sweet sauce, and a miniature candy bar.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Lunchables Chicken Popper Deluxe
2006 Vintage: The Launch of Zune
Why was it brown? Because Microsoft decided that “social” music meant a squirt-sharing feature and a color palette that reminded us of a very sturdy… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Launch of Zune
2006 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, High School Musical is on! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Lettuce