2016 Vintage: The The Jungle Book (Live Action)
Why were we nice to the bears? Because Bill Murray’s Baloo made “The Bare Necessities” the official philosophy of the 2016 BBQ. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The The Jungle Book (Live Action)
2016 Legacy: The Golden State Warriors 73-9
Why was the basketball-uncle so bitter? Because they had the best season ever and still lost the finals, proving that being “perfect” doesn’t get you… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Golden State Warriors 73-9
2015 Legacy: The Spectre Opening
Why the Day of the Dead? For a one-shot opening sequence that was so good the rest of the movie spent two hours trying to… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Spectre Opening
2014 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Joy-Free’ diet.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some serious digital content. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Pink Floyd “The Endless River”
Why the final bow? For the surprise ambient album that served as a tribute to Rick Wright and the end of a legendary era. Part… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pink Floyd “The Endless River”
2014 Archive: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 36 Senior &… Read More »2014 Archive: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2013 Legacy: The “Zero-Dark Thirty” Oscars
Why was the Navy at the awards? To make sure that everyone knows that “History” is what the CIA tells the screenwriters it was. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Zero-Dark Thirty” Oscars
2013 Archive: The The Hunger Games
Catching Fire Hype: Why were we all “volunteering”? Because Katniss was back, and we all knew that the 2013 BBQ was basically a battle for… Read More »2013 Archive: The The Hunger Games
2013 Legacy: The “Grumpy Cat” First Birthday
Why did the cat refuse the birthday cake? Because “I celebrated a birthday once. It was terrible.” Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Grumpy Cat” First Birthday