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2013 Legacy: The “Zero-Dark Thirty” Oscars

Why was the Navy at the awards? To make sure that everyone knows that “History” is what the CIA tells the screenwriters it was.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/21/1995 09:48So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Geocities_Neighbor04/27/1995 08:39Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@SpiderMan_Peter04/24/2011 18:55My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Digimon_Tamer06/22/1996 19:08My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Gremlins_Gizmo05/06/2009 09:40Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy10/12/2003 18:21You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Second_Life_Avy05/02/2006 07:57In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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