2012 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad Mini is way more portable! Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Cargo
2012 Vintage: The Sand
I’m “shore” we’re safe now. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Effect
Why did the tourist bring a fur coat to Croatia? Because he’d just started watching the show and firmly believed that “Winter was Coming” to… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Effect
2011 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ drug is now available as a ringtone. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2010 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, the movie is starting! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Harry
2010 Vintage: The Launch of Angry Birds (Android)
Why did productivity drop to zero? Because the birds finally migrated to Android, ensuring that every person on a bus was busy slingshotting a yellow… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Launch of Angry Birds (Android)
2010 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Annie
2009 Vintage: The 2009 Exit
“Why was 2009 so blue?” “Between the aliens on Pandora and the Avatar Smurfs, we just ran out of other colors.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2009 Exit
2009 Classic: The Muse “The Resistance”
Why the space uprising? Because Matt Bellamy decided that 1984 by George Orwell needed a glam-rock soundtrack with more piano solos. Part of the 42… Read More »2009 Classic: The Muse “The Resistance”