Why did productivity drop to zero? Because the birds finally migrated to Android, ensuring that every person on a bus was busy slingshotting a yellow bird into a wooden plank.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Classic. Simply classic.