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2011 Legacy: The Pharmacy Wait 2

I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ drug is now available as a ringtone.

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready04/01/1995 16:08If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Lion_King_Simba08/02/2003 01:41Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/30/2013 06:40A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Baywatch_Runner02/21/2012 12:32Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Hercules_Xena11/02/1998 19:14By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Overclocker_Pro11/23/2000 20:56My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Beavis_Cornholio08/17/1997 20:32I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Confused_Travolta11/19/1999 00:49Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Android_Bot_9907/06/2009 17:03Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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