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2009 Classic: The Muse “The Resistance”

Why the space uprising? Because Matt Bellamy decided that 1984 by George Orwell needed a glam-rock soundtrack with more piano solos.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2009 “Bad Romance, Moonwalk Farewell & The Kanye Mic-Snatch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Teddy Swims “Lose Control”
Why that voice? The artist proved that raw soul and face tattoos ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sabrina Carpenter “Espresso” Juggernaut
Why won't it leave your head? Because Sabrina created a song so i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Oasis Reunion Miracle
Why now? Because the Gallagher brothers apparently looked at thei...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
2025 Classic: The Megan Thee Stallion “Hottie World”
Why the anime takeover? For Megan turning her tour into a giant c...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Beyoncé “Cowboy Carter” Ride
Why country? Because Queen B put on a hat and reminded everyone t...read more »

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@Dark_Knight_Joker03/21/2010 10:18Why so serious? Read this joke!
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