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2012 Vintage: The Sand

 I’m “shore” we’re safe now.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1602/23/2004 18:21I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@ICQ_Classic03/16/1998 22:13That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@RoboCop_9007/20/1996 17:15Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Steve-O_Wild03/12/2000 18:57Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Orange_Mocha_F04/09/1995 15:11Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Everquest_Solo01/05/2006 20:19Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Anonymous_User07/02/2015 12:48We are many. We are laughing.

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