2020 Classic: The “2020 Bingo Card”
Why was the ghost checking off a list? Because he had “Murder Hornets,” “Plague,” and “Alien Monoliths,” and he was just waiting for “Zombies” to… Read More »2020 Classic: The “2020 Bingo Card”
2019 Classic: H.E.R.’s Glasses
Why does she always wear them? To make sure that even if we can’t see her eyes, we can definitely see her two new Grammys… Read More »2019 Classic: H.E.R.’s Glasses
2019 Archive: The Window
I’m “browsing” through the multiverse. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster to scan a nonexistent QR code. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Coaster
2018 Vintage: The Stone
I’m “rocking” it. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 2)
Why did they return? Because in 2018, the only thing more addictive than “News” was “Complaining about the News.” Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Fake News” Awards (Part 2)
2018 Archive: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Archive: The Scared Snake
2018 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
2017 Legacy: The Fidget Spinner Pro
A guy tries to spin three at once while drinking. He ends up wearing his beer. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Fidget Spinner Pro
2017 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Empty Wallet