Why was the ghost checking off a list? Because he had “Murder Hornets,” “Plague,” and “Alien Monoliths,” and he was just waiting for “Zombies” to get a Bingo.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2022 Archive: Negroni Sbagliato... with Prosecco in it
Why was the witch ordering such a specific drink? Because Emma D'...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
2022 Classic: Stranger Things 4 (Eddie Munson)
Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because "Chris...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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