Why was the witch ordering such a specific drink? Because Emma D’Arcy from House of the Dragon said it once, and suddenly everyone was a sophisticated mixologist.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
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