2019 Vintage: The Coaster

A guy tries to use the coaster to scan a nonexistent QR code.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

@T9_Texter08/28/2003 17:234-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@American_Psycho_P08/03/2004 19:14I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Nirvana_Teen10/29/2003 14:55Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Bam_Margera_Fan04/22/1996 11:12Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/21/1999 02:13May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Club_Penguin_Kid01/10/1997 08:45Waddle on over and read this!

@Opera_User_9903/31/2006 11:52Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.