Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!