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2001 Classic: The Elastic Waistband Creed

Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2001 “Windows XP, iPod Confusion & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User10/01/2012 01:32Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@WAP_Navigator03/26/2013 09:32Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Men_In_Black_J03/26/1998 05:22Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
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@Goonies_Never_D01/24/2002 09:43Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/04/2005 10:15I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@StrongBad_Mail10/11/1996 23:20I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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