What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
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