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2017 Legacy: The Fidget Spinner Pro

 A guy tries to spin three at once while drinking. He ends up wearing his beer.

Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
 "The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
 A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
 "Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

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The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
 The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
 A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User02/02/1998 04:32I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Geocities_Neighbor08/10/2015 13:59Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/13/2009 05:13They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/21/2006 11:51This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Memento_Guy05/17/1999 22:53Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Korn_Follower04/19/1999 12:43Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Goldmember_I_L11/15/1998 23:50I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Salt_Bae_Original05/09/2003 18:06Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Warcraft_Orc04/20/2003 21:32Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Mondo_Media_X03/19/2008 21:56Top tier web animation humor!

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