Why did the tourist bring a fur coat to Croatia? Because he’d just started watching the show and firmly believed that “Winter was Coming” to the Mediterranean.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
A joke for the end of the world.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.