2006 Archive: The High School Musical Athlete
“What team?! LIGHT BULBS!” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The YouTube Comment
Why did the lawyer sue a commenter? For calling his opening statement “TL;DW” (Too Long; Didn’t Watch). Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Legacy: The YouTube Comment
2005 Archive: The Departure
“See you next week.” “Only if my mind stays in one piece!” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy”… Read More »2005 Archive: The Departure
2004 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that 2004 is great. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: Pirates of the Caribbean
Why did every boy want a compass that didn’t point North? Because Jack Sparrow made being a rum-soaked pirate the most fashionable thing to be… Read More »2003 Legacy: Pirates of the Caribbean
2002 Legacy: The Kim Possible Fan
“What’s the sitch? The bulb is out!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Jackass Stuntman
“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Light Bulb Ladder Drop!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Classic: The Jackass Stuntman
2002 Classic: The VHS Tracking Finale
The science teacher giving up on the movie about ecosystems because the tape was so old the picture kept turning into black-and-white static lines. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The VHS Tracking Finale
2002 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for this sequel for years! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Ben
2001 Archive: The Global Hawk Deployment
Why was it sent to Afghanistan so fast? To see if a $100 million robot could find a “Low-Tech” enemy without crashing into a mountain… Read More »2001 Archive: The Global Hawk Deployment