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2005 Archive: The Departure

“See you next week.” “Only if my mind stays in one piece!”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision
"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

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When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/05/2010 04:27Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Inkjet_Printers06/02/2007 15:28Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Gnutella_User10/01/2002 07:22Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Walter_Sobchak02/16/2013 23:54Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@StoneCold_31601/06/2008 12:41And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Hansel_So_Hot04/07/2001 10:41That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Illidan_Blind09/25/2004 18:20I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Everquest_Solo11/08/2000 17:42Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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