Why was it brown? Because Microsoft decided that “social” music meant a squirt-sharing feature and a color palette that reminded us of a very sturdy 1970s sofa.
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Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
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You must construct additional laughs!
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