I have to take the ball out of my mouse every week to clean out the gray lint. This is the “high tech” maintenance of the future.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
One does not simply read one joke.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.