“Why was 2009 so blue?” “Between the aliens on Pandora and the Avatar Smurfs, we just ran out of other colors.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
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52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
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A man and woman had been...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I see you... laughing!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
I should make a game about this joke.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!