Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPad Mini is way more portable!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Good game, well played. This is a winner.