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The Windows 95 Technical Support (1996)

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Customer: “My computer says ‘Press Any Key’, but I can’t find the ‘Any’ key on my keyboard!”
Tech Support: “Sir, just press the Space bar.”
Customer: “I don’t see a ‘Space’ key, I only see a long blank bar at the bottom.”

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