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The Encarta 95 vs. Wikipedia

Teacher: “You can’t use the internet for your homework!”
Me: “It’s okay, I have the 24-disc Encarta Encyclopedia set.”
Teacher: “Carry on, scholar.”

🔥 Top 10: The 90s Joke Archive (1990–1999)

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The Blockbuster Late Fee (1998)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy12/06/2001 01:30Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Clueless_Cher05/09/2013 12:53As if! This is too funny.
@Hotmail_Checker03/16/1996 07:37Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Blade_Runner_201904/18/2011 07:13All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Uncle_Rico_9810/05/2004 17:59I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Construction_Dig12/13/2004 01:50Still digging for more humor!
@iPhone_User_0702/28/1998 16:39There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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