1. Start downloading “Hybrid Theory” on Napster.
2. Go to school.
3. Come back home.
4. Download at 99%… “User disconnected”.
5. Cry in 56k.
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🔥 Top 10: The 90s Joke Archive (1990–1999) Archive
1. The MySpace HTML Skills (2004)
In 2004, every 14-year-old was a Lead Web Developer because they knew how to make their MySpace ... read more »
In 2004, every 14-year-old was a Lead Web Developer because they knew how to make their MySpace ... read more »
2. The Sony Walkman skip-protection (1994)
Me: "Finally got a CD Walkman with 10-second skip protection!"Also me: *Takes one step*CD Walkma... read more »
Me: "Finally got a CD Walkman with 10-second skip protection!"Also me: *Takes one step*CD Walkma... read more »
3. The Winamp Skin Pride (2001)
"It really whips the llama's ass!" - If you didn't spend 4 hours choosing a transparent Winamp s... read more »
"It really whips the llama's ass!" - If you didn't spend 4 hours choosing a transparent Winamp s... read more »
4. The Blockbuster Late Fee (1998)
"Be kind, rewind." - The only phrase that could save you from a $5 fine and a judgmental look fr... read more »
"Be kind, rewind." - The only phrase that could save you from a $5 fine and a judgmental look fr... read more »
5. The First AOL Instant Messenger Chat (1997)
Archive Log: AOL Buddy List Era. <UserA> u there?<UserB> ya. asler?<UserA>... read more »
Archive Log: AOL Buddy List Era. <UserA> u there?<UserB> ya. asler?<UserA>... read more »
6. 74 Jokes: The 1992 Dream Team Protocol
1992: The Year of the "Schwing!" and the Slam Dunk.Welcome to the year where the "Dream Team" ma... read more »
1992: The Year of the "Schwing!" and the Slam Dunk.Welcome to the year where the "Dream Team" ma... read more »
7. 79 Jokes: The 1995 Start Me Up Protocol
1995: The Year the Desktop Took Over.Welcome to the year where Bill Gates spent millions on a Ro... read more »
1995: The Year the Desktop Took Over.Welcome to the year where Bill Gates spent millions on a Ro... read more »
8. The Office Printer Prank (1998)
Note: The original "Voice Control" prank. Instructions taped to the new office printer: "This... read more »
Note: The original "Voice Control" prank. Instructions taped to the new office printer: "This... read more »
9. 1990 Vintage: Payphones are the ultimate social gamble
you’re basically touching a public surface and hoping the person on the other end is actually hom... read more »
you’re basically touching a public surface and hoping the person on the other end is actually hom... read more »
10. 1990 Classic: “Home Alone” taught me two things
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget me if a trip to Paris was on the ... read more »
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget me if a trip to Paris was on the ... read more »
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[2007-07-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]AOL_Instant_Msg: I just set this as my away message. Classic!
[1998-09-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Twin_Peaks_Coffee: A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
[2007-11-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Doge_Much_Funny: Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
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[1999-05-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Charlie_Unicorn: We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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