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The Napster Download Queue (2000)

1. Start downloading “Hybrid Theory” on Napster.
2. Go to school.
3. Come back home.
4. Download at 99%… “User disconnected”.
5. Cry in 56k.

🔥 Top 10: The 90s Joke Archive (1990–1999)

71 Jokes: The 1993 Genetic Park Protocol
1993: The Year Life Found a Way.Welcome to the year when Steven S...read more »
The Windows 95 Technical Support (1996)
Archive Status: Digitized from Usenet Newsgroup. Customer: "M...read more »
The Encarta 95 vs. Wikipedia
Teacher: "You can't use the internet for your homework!"Me: "It's...read more »
61 Jokes: The 1991 Reality Patch
1991: The Year the World Changed Channels.We’ve officially hit th...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 1990 Reality Patch
1990: The Analog-Digital Handover.We are entering a decade where ...read more »
The Winamp Skin Pride (2001)
"It really whips the llama's ass!" - If you didn't spend 4 hours ...read more »
1990 Classic: Office life
The coffee is cold, the copier is jammed, and the boss is "at a l...read more »
67 Jokes: The 1996 Alien Invasion Protocol
1996: The Year of the Virtual Pet and the Global Threat.Welcome t...read more »
The Sony Walkman skip-protection (1994)
Me: "Finally got a CD Walkman with 10-second skip protection!"Als...read more »
MySpace Logic (2004)
Status: Relic of the Social Media dawn. Real friendship in 200...read more »

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1990 Classic: "Home Alone" taught me two things
Joe Pesci is terrifying, and my parents would definitely forget m...read more »
The Microsoft Clippy "Assistance" (1997)
Clippy: "It looks like you're trying to write a letter. Would you...read more »
83 Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
1999: The Party at the End of the World.Welcome to the final year...read more »
The Office Printer Prank (1998)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior06/24/1996 08:00I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@DVD_Collector02/04/2009 18:15Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club10/25/1998 23:58A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Toy_Story_Woody12/28/2015 08:34There is a joke in my boot!
@Pi_Mathematics01/18/1998 19:19Finding the patterns in the humor.
@CatDog_Alone04/27/2005 19:39One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran02/22/2006 18:32Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/06/2014 13:17The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Captain_Obvious04/14/2011 18:53This is a comment on a funny joke.

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