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The Sony Walkman skip-protection (1994)

Me: “Finally got a CD Walkman with 10-second skip protection!”
Also me: *Takes one step*
CD Walkman: “I’m about to end this man’s whole musical career.”

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@ChatRoom_Queen09/03/1998 13:12A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
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@Forrest_Gump_Running03/22/2012 18:45Laughing is as laughing does.
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