00″ for three months; I’ve decided to just treat it as a strobe light for a very slow-motion party.
I spent four hours at the mall today. I didn’t buy anything, but I ate enough free samples at the food court to constitute a legal marriage to a Bourbon Chicken skewer.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 1990 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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